What's In Theaters: 💃💀 A Killer Ballerina <-- also our new band name.
Movie Fun Fact #247: The original Star Wars movies use common themes of mythology that span all of human history/culture.
Y'all watching the Oscars this weekend? What's your Best Picture prediction?
We're thinking either Shape of Water or Get Out gets it.
Either would be totally cool with us, but our personal fav right now is Phantom Thread.  It ain't for everyone, but damn it's good. So good.
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RED SPARROW Â AKA
"What we yell (loudly) during a massage when they press too hard"
R / 2 hrs 20 mins /Â Spy Thriller
WHAT'S THE DEALÂ
The Red Sparrow:Â
1/2 shot of the Bourne franchise
Full shot female badassery
Dash of any 90's action movie
Two cubes of sex
Circle rim of martini glass with cold war nostalgia
Serve cold
In simpler terms, Jennifer Lawrence plays a former Russian ballerina recruited into a spy program where she gets real good at seducing and killing, which helps her save her ailing mother and get out from under the oppression she's had in her life (mostly from men).
But moral quandaries pester, as does a CIA agent played by Joel Edergton (Zero Dark Thirty, Loving) who is her new best friend and lover, or is he?Â
Dun dun done...
REVIEWS
Are saying it's a bit jumbled story-wise, but well made and that Jennifer Lawrence's performance is great.Â
So if you like these types of movies and you're fine with making some accommodations, by all means, grab your ticket.
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 60%
(68Â reviews @ publish)
ARE WE GONNA GO?
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We're curious, and Jennifer Lawrence is always good, so we put the chances at about 50/50.
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DEATH WISH
AKA
"What you'll have whilst watching this movie?"
R / 1 hr 48 mins / Action-Drama
WHAT'S THE DEALÂ
Looks like wis...erm, fantasy fulfilment for those who subscribe to the "what's the only thing that stops bad guy with a gun - a good guy with a gun" philosophy.
Bruce Willis takes on the role made famous by Charles Bronson and  this "reimagining" seems to go even further on the vigilante knows best motif, where Willis looks to kill any "bad guy" he can find.
What brought on such anger? A dead wife and a traumatized daughter, so it's understandable, and yet....
If violence in the name of "justice" ain't your thing, probably best to avoid.
FUN FACT(S)
The book the original film (1974) was based on was known for its anti-vigilante message and the writer critiqued the first version for not understanding the point of the story.Â
Shocking for Hollywood to miss the point (twice?), we know.
REVIEWS
None yet.
But this ain't a "reviewer" movie, so we say go with your gut.Â
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Rotten Tomatoes Score: TBD
(0Â Reviews @ publish)
ARE WE GONNA GO?
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Nope. Not unless the producers put a gun to our head.
What's that? They will put a gun to our head you say?!
Uh, yes, then definitely yes, for sure, whatever they want. Greatest movie ever, 34 million stars.Â
LAST WEEKEND'S TOP MOVIES
(Weekend / Domestic Total - $ = Millions)
1) Black Panther ($111.7 ) / $404)
A super, hero, movie
97% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
2) Game Night ($17) NEW
Cards Against Humanity this ain't
81% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
3) Peter Rabbit ($12.8 / $72)
He steals carrots and... raps? Yes, he raps
59% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
4) Annihilation ($11.1) NEW
Natalie Portman/female crew, trippy Sci-Fi
87% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
5) Fifty Shades Freed ($7.1 / $90)
Ropes, whips and oddly, social conventionÂ
12% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
6) Jumanji: Welcome to... ($5.7 / $387)
"Reimagining," players go into video game
76% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
7) The 15:17 to Paris ($3.6 / $32)
Eastwood directs people from real events
25% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
8) The Greatest Showman ($3.4Â / $161)
Hugh Jackman as circus showman (musical)
55% RT - Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
9) Every Day ($3) NEW
Teen love story w/ body swapping
58% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
10) Early Man ($1.8 / $6.9)
Stop-motion (Wallace & Gromit crew)
82% RTÂ -Â Â Trailer - ShowtimesÂ
A WRINKLE IN TIME
Oprah is not taking anyone's shit in the movie adaption of the beloved children's book where a family's father disappears and the children work to find him, AND protect the world from evil - directed by Ava Duvernay (Selma).
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THE STRANGERS:
PREY AT NIGHT
Knock knock. A family is terrorized by three masked killers. And we watch movies to escape the terrors of real life...Â
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GRINGO
The weed business is not all chill, which David Oleyowo figures out thanks to Charlize Theron & Joel Edergton who send him to Mexico where shit goes wrong.
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ON CHESIL BEACH - May 18, 2018
Saoirse Ronan (Lady Bird) plays a newlywed wife in 1962 who is a virgin, as is his her new husband - it causes issues. Based on the book.
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Wreck-It Ralph 2Â -Â Nov 21, 2018
Ralph is back, and still breaking shit, like the internet. Come for Ralph, stay for the exploding bunny.
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