Friends for life
Because movies, well, they live forever
THE QUOTE đŹ đŹ
âIt means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it.
So make it a good one, both of you.â
hint: eventually every series goes west
THINK THOUGHTS đ
The big movie this week is Pixarâs Toy Story 5. More on the â5-nessâ of it all in the actual overview, but one theme I get into is how characters in such a long running series can start to feel like real friends.
Well funny then that Iâm currently traveling through Colorado to meet up with some real friends of my own. Ones Iâve known even longer than Woody and Buzz have been around. Which as a long time at this point.
âŠâŠ..
Youâre old. But instead of traveling to the movie theater, ChesarĂ© (my partner) and I are driving thousands of miles.
Well, currently sheâs the one navigating the windy roads of Gunnison County as we head from Telluride to Longmont. All so I can get you your movie fix⊠on time? I donât even know what that means anymore, but I do know Iâm sending this earlier than I have in a while.
So maybe the answer here is more road trips. Which is truly a great answer to most of lifeâs questions.
NEWSY BITS đŸ
âHow the Grinch Stole Christmasâ Sequel in the Works with Jim Carrey, Ron Howard - huh! - The Hollywood Reporter
Fox Is Buying Roku in $22 Billion Deal - oh christ, 100 million households should get ready for lots more ads for Fox Nationâs Martin Scorsese Presents: The Saints - Variety
Netflix Says âKPop Demon Huntersâ Spent 52 Straight Weeks On Its Global Top 10 List - significant since Netflix not being able to create content that âlastsâ is a big narrative - Deadline
NOTABLE NEW RELEASE(S) đ & đș
Toy Story 5
Think of your best friends. And then think of the best time you ever had with them. A trip abroad together where you almost died yet talk excitedly about at every dinner party? Or maybe it was just a random Tuesday trolling Costco buying cheap-ass sweatpants laughing at the absurdity of acquiring clothing from a store known for $1.50 hot dogs? Did you hang out with them again after such a momentous high?
Of course you did. Because one unrepeatable amazing time doesnât prevent you from seeking loads of future really darn good ones.
And at 31 years(!!) old, the Toy Story franchise and its characters have very much become friends to many a moviegoer. Yet there is this insistence from certain people, Quentin Tarantino chief among them, that the series shouldâve ended after the epic Toy Story 3. They wanted the perfect Hollywood ending from a Hollywood which never ends anything thatâs still making money.
But the money here actually indicates people really still do like spending time with Buzz, Woody, Jessie and crew (see: part four taking in over a billion dollars at the box office). Like I said, theyâre our friends. And like a great friend often does, they teach us things. About life, ourselves, relationships, time and its passing. They also make us laugh.
How lucky for those of us who consider Pixarâs creations our friends then that our fifth adventure with them looks like itâs another pretty darn goodâat times bordering on amazingâtime. Itâs probably worth mentioning that in this outing the crew comes face to face, literally, with technology that goes well beyond Buzzâs laser.
But honestly, when youâve got friends like these, it really doesnât matter what youâre doing, just that youâre spending quality time together again.
Out: Today
Where: Movie Theaters
Details: 1 hr 42 mins | PG | đ : 95%
The Death of Robin Hood
Literal and metaphorical.
The title that is. As this a movie from Pig director Michael Sarnoski that looks to deconstruct the narrative around one of the westâs great mythical stories. Because what if it was just that? A story. One crafted to make people believe in something to manipulate them. Where the gleeful robbing was actually barbaric murdering. How would the âheroâ at the center of all that dissonance reconcile the hypocrisy? If you watch this dark vibey revisionist take, youâll find out.
Hugh Jackman plays âthe hoodâ who is looking for a way through that murky moral quandary as he convalesces after a battle he thought would be his last. He wonât have to go it alone though as Jodie Comer plays a nun who will not only help nurse his wounds, but possibly his soul.
Out: Today
Where: Movie Theaters
Details: 2 hrs 3 mins | R | đ : 78%
EXTRA CREDIT MOVIE(S) đ
Girls Like Girls - Haley Kiyoko is a singer who turned the music video for her song âGirls Like Girlsâ into a young adult novel and now turned that book into a full narrative feature, which she co-wrote and directed. Talk about multi-talented. The reviews say the story about a young woman forced to move to Oregon after losing her mother, who then finds love in a new friend, is sweet and promise filling in all the right ways. Limited Theaters Today
Maddieâs Secret - absurdist⊠comedy? where John Early plays a woman who becomes a viral sensation for creating recipes and seemingly âhas it all,â except the pressure of her newfound fame starts to reveal a dark secret from her past. The reviews say this mock Lifetime-esque story always seems to find the right tone, no matter if itâs melodrama, horror-twinged, satire or actual earnestness. Limited Theaters Today
Voicemails for Isabelle - a woman (Zoey Deutch) calls her sisterâs phone and leaves life updates as voicemails, except đ„ș, her sister is dead and the number is now in possession of a sweet young lad (Nick Robinsin) who begins to fall in love as he âcreepily?âfollows along. Sort of a one-sided Youâve Got Mail for the modern era (shit, I just rewatched the trailer and they literally namecheck that movie). Although honestly I might have to say âsemi-modern era,â because who the hell leaves voicemails anymore? No reviews yet, but Iâm sure this rom-com from The Flix will give you your đ„° fix. Netflix Today
Never Change! - what if you and your entire graduating class had to go back to high school at age 35 because, well, you didnât actually graduate. Awesome or awful? I think itâd kinda be both. Whatâs changed, whatâs the same? Whoâs still got that secret crush? The reviews say this Wet Hot American Summer-esque comedy is ridiculous, but maybe not ridiculous enough since most critics kinda hated it. Hulu Now
THE TRAILERS âŻ
Spider-Man: Brand New Day - who is Peter Parker? Apparently he doesnât even know.
Shrek 5 - hey nowâŠ
Hexed - things âbout to get witchy in the mouse house.
The Last House - talk about a lockdown!
Hot Spot - the future got vibeZ.




