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Opinions are like... well, let's just say we all have 'em. 🍑
Anybody's couch have a 🍑 imprint yet?
When frenemies lose those two critical letters 😬
Better anti-superpower: terrible breath or eye boogers?
What's the big deal about sex anyway?
Another day, another chance to make it great. 💜
That new new, not that gnu gnu
Do you know what it feels like...
Do you know what it feels like...
Ten bucks you haven't seen all three.
Being an adult doesn't mean you act like one.
You ever get the collywobbles?
Nothing good happens after midnight, except this email.
Nothing good happens after midnight, except this email.
This email is rated PG-13 for adolescent behavior.
This email is rated PG-13 for adolescent behavior.
New reboot idea. Pacey's Creek! Now hear me out...
New reboot idea... Pacey's Creek.
Can we FF to the good parts, please? ⏩
Can we FF to the good parts, please? ⏩
What's in a name? That which we call a newsletter... 🌹
What's in a name? That which we call a newsletter... 🌹
Can you be in two places at once?
Can you be in two places at once?
Is there anything scarier than reality?
Is there anything scarier than reality?
Some education for the heart & mind
Education for the heart and mind
Cooler voice: Mufasa or Darth Vader?
Skittle that is somehow still rolling down the floor 👅 🌈
Skittle that is somehow still rolling down the floor 👅 🌈
Butt imprints that have yet to abate. 🍑
Butt imprints that have yet to subside. 🍑
Woman who still can't find her seat. "It's so darn dark in here..."
Woman who still can't find her seat. "It's just so dark in here..."
No laughter. No tears. No fright. Not even hushed whispers. 😢
No laughter. No tears. No fright. Not even hushed whispers. 😢
Floors that are somehow STILL STICKY. 🚷
Floors that are somehow STILL STICKY. 🚷
Hungry rats. 🐀 Cuz even they don't like the pretzels.
Hungry rats. 🐀 Cuz even they won't eat the pretzels.
Some guy who fell asleep during Vin Diesel's Bloodshot.
Some guy who fell asleep during Vin Diesel's Bloodshot.
Decidedly overpriced stale pretzels getting staler, and staler... *
Decidedly overpriced stale pretzel getting staler, and staler...
Aah, movie theaters, the great... escape? 😷
All the movies you're not going to see in theaters. 😷
Are you lack toes intolerant? 🚫👣
Are you lack toes intolerant? Quick, read this!
This subject is invisible. Really! Just close your eyes. 🙈
This subject is invisible. Really! Just close your eyes. 🙈
Love is in the... wait, nm, that was just a 💨
Love is in the air... oh wait, nope, that was just a 💨
The ornithological adventure of a lifetime 🎉 🐦 🐤 🐣 🐤 🐦 🎉
Of monsters and men who act like monsters
Of monsters and men who are monsters
Kids say the darndest things. No, not that kind 👲, this kind 🐐.
It's awards season. 🏆 Just not for these two movies.