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Forgotten, but not gone

Ahh, the Holiday Movie Season 🎄, When More is More

Sweet & Short 🍭

The Next Last Movie From the Director of "Spirited Away"

What's Your Go To Holiday Classic?

Wanna get a little naughty?

Let's Think Some Thoughts

Expect the Expected

You're out of touch.

The sex talk. 💋

Who could overshadow Leonardo DiCaprio?

Call Me Captain Obvious 👨‍✈️

What's scarier, the devil or groups of men?

Four movies. One director.

Is it still a conspiracy theory if it's true? 👁

You are hereby invited to The Mustache Party 💌

Surprise! Surprise!

When watching at home beats watching in theaters.

How inappropriate is tooooo inappropriate?

Reading is for losers. Listening is where it's at.

Bring Your Flippie-Floppies

Who wins the fight, 🐢's with ⚔️ or a gigundo 🦈?

I don't mean to gloat, but... yes I do

You still don't know what Barbenheimer is? 😦

Let's get a little bit dramatic, shall we?

There Will Be Poop Jokes

Discovering friends, new and old alike

And how does that make you feel?

Are you a rule follower?

Movie marketing, without the marketing.

Hollywood is just like the universe.

How long until Disney remakes the remakes?

Sure, why the f#@k not?

I have a problem.

Writers are on strike. Good thing I'm not a writer.

Banned books make great movies.

The best reviewed weekend of the year?

Nic Cage assumes his Final Boss Form

The 80's Nostalgia Won't Die Until We Do

How much cheese can you handle?

Mr. Reeves would like a word

On this week's menu: Homicide with a side of hijinks

It's time to leave Woodsboro... bro

What's love got to do with it?

Because I got high, Because I got high...

What in the F is nextalgia?

What's your fantasy?

What's better than a knock knock joke?

Things are about to get awkward.

At this point, "Screenlife" is basically just, well, life

Bow to the savior of the 'MERICA Movie

Grab your tent, cuz it's about to get real campy.