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This email has more abs than you.
Feel like stuffin' your eyeballs? 👀
How many abs can a snowman have? ☃️
If you're happy and you know it...
When the product is no longer the product. 🎃
We talkin' butts, beauty and better understanding.
The box office is a tired sweepy-peepy. 😴
How much money, is too much money?
This is the Michael Jordan of newsletters.
I have exercised the demons. 👹
Hi. It's me. 💀💩L Your new writer.
They're super cool. Until they rip your house apart.
I believe in conspiracy theories. 🗺️
The end is just the beginning.
Is a friend of a friend a friend?
Gawd, don't get so emotional. 🙄
Does anyone even go to the movies anymore?
Ryan Reynolds & John Krasinski form The Best Dads Ever Club
Newsletter of the Planet of the Apes 🦍
Do not read without a towel nearby. 💦
Motley Crew, it's no longer just a band name 🎸
The good ol' US of Aaaawww, crap
Things are about to get real spicy
I like to overthink things people think.
What the heck is an "ape rating"? 🦍
Rotting flesh can't stop love 🪦❤️
And the Oscar for strongest opinion goes too...
Let's zoom out for a bit, shall we? 🌏