Sitemap - 2022 - What's In Theaters +

Can something ever really, truly be "the best?"

"Holiday Glut" Sounds Like a Bad Thing

Do I reeeaaally need to see it in theaters?

Who wrote that movie? Uh, the computer did.

Blame the movies or the moviegoers?

It Is Haiku Week

Come on, it's not even December! 🎄

Forever Is a Very Long Time

Is That Butt of Yours in Couch Sitting Shape?

Adult Time at the Movies (no, not that kind)

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed

Michael, Michael, wherefore art thou Michael? 🔪

What's that you hear?

What's In Theaters +: something for... everyone?

What's In Theaters +: Wanna know what I heard??

What's In Theaters +: You know you're an adult when...

What's In Theaters +: Stars, they're just like, hot balls of fire. 🌞

What's In Theaters +: Let's get weird. 😛

What's In Theaters +: A double dose of the Elba 💊

What's In Theaters +: August 26, 2022 BETA

What's In Theaters +: Let Idris be your daddy.

August 19, 2022 BETA

Movies here, lots of movies here! 📣

TBD

Brad Pitt is waiting for you... 😳

August 5, 2022 BETA

Pets 🐶, podcasts 🎧 and paranoia 👀

July 29, 2022 BETA

Jordan Peele would like a word

Weekend of July 22, 2022 BETA

Name that toon

Weekend of July 15, 2022 BETA

Help me build the future 🚀

July 8, 2022 BETA

Oh the lies we tell ourselves

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The last real newsletter

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Setting the bar low, since 2017

TEST Who boy TEST

It all comes down to... something

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Some jokes never get old.

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Who are you, really?

Weekend of May 27, 2022 BETA

Don't be weird

Don't be weird

Mind the gap

TEST Mind the Gap TEST

You're thinking of a number...

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The next one.

TEST The next one. TEST

The best one yet! (until the next one)

TEST This is my best one yet. TEST

Can you like, mashup a mashup?

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Secret, secret, I've got a secret.

Secret, secret, I've got a secret.

Don't worry, this is ALL a joke.

TEST Don't worry this is ALL a joke TEST

Got anything cheaper than free?

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Anybody want to be my assistant?

Anybody want to be my assistant?

You're dating yourself. Literally.

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We can't stop here - this is bat country!

TEST We can't stop here - this is bat country! TEST

This email is inconsequential in context.

TEST This email is inconsequential in context. TEST

No Animals Were Harmed in Writing This Email 🔪 🚫 🐕

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A podium is a podium. Don't let anyone tell ya different.

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Word of the day is... "schadenfreude"

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This week, we're gettin "noughty" 🔥

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Subjectively objective

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What should the subject line be?

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Resolute in my lack of resolutions.

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