Sitemap - 2019 - What's In Theaters +
Happy National Landfill(ing) Day! 🎁🎄🎉
Happy National Landfill (filling) Day! 🎁🎄🎉
Luminous Spheroid of Plasma Held Together by Its Own Gravity Wars 💫
And the Oscar goes to... Adam Sandler? 😯
And the best actor Oscar goes to... Adam Sandler??
Always knew I was gonna die, just not like this. 😳
Always knew I was gonna die, just not like this. 😳
You thought YOUR family was messed up...
You thought YOUR family was messed up...
The Hulk vs Black Panther! Well, kinda...
The Hulk vs Black Panther! Well, kinda...
Charlie's 😇 / 🚙 V 🚗 / The Good 🙊 / and 🌊
Charlie's 😇 / 🚙 V 🚗 / The Good 🙊 / and 🌊
Ho Ho... Hold up? Christmas movies? Already? Yup. 🎅🎄🎁
Ho Ho... Hold up? Christmas movies? Already? Yup. 🎅🎄🎁⛄
An Irishman, a superhero, a robot and a gumshoe walk into a bar....
An Irishman, a superhero, a robot and a gumshoe walk into a bar....
Dirty cops 👮, dirty tactics 💡 and dirty fingernails (ew) 💅
Who'd you take in a fight? Zombies, fairies, curmudgeonly sailor types or... um, Hitler?
Who'd you take in a fight? Zombies, fairies, curmudgeonly sailor types or... um, Hitler?
Four Will Smiths for the price of ✌!! Disclaimer: requires sitting cross eyed for two hours.
So, heard any good jokes lately?
What's cooler than bein' cool? ❄⛄❄
It's movie-moji week! 📡👽🌌⭐🚀♥ | 👑👴👵👑🎁😯🏰 | 🔪💉 🇺🇸
It's movie-moji week! 📡👽🌌⭐🚀♥ | 👑👴👵👑🎁😯🏰 | 🔪💉 🇺🇸
Is it like full of 🍌banana peels 🍌or something? Oh you said STRIP club...
Is it like full of 🍌banana peels 🍌or something? Oh you said STRIP club...
But like, what are clowns afraid of? 🙀
But like, what are clowns afraid of?
Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets are for everyone!
Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets are for everyone!
Dear, I fear we're facing a problem.
Can't we can get ONE killer bunny movie? Those suckers are so damn dangerous...ly adorable. 🐰
The only thing we have to fear is... zombies, spiders, guys with hooks, oh right, AND fear itself.
If you kill with kindness, are you still being kind? 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Anyone can be a ⭐! With the right jawline, of course.
Anyone can be a star. With the right jawline, of course.
Feel like we're going in circles (of life) here.
Feel like we're going in circles here.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
Ever notice that people rarely say "bye" when they hang up the phone in movies?
Ever notice that people never say "bye" when they hang up the phone in movies?
The walking dead are inside. Nope, not that walking dead.
The walking dead inside. Nope, not that walking dead.
What if it's just really bad heartburn?
What if it's just really bad heartburn?
Do you think supervillains have Instagrams?
Do you think supervillains have Instagrams?
Warning: this movie has lots of dead dogs. And it ain't John Wick.
This movie has lots of dead dogs, and it ain't John Wick.
They chose Magikarp. Lol, n00bs.
You're ugly, and that's a good thing. 😀
Turns out being ugly is... a good thing?
Peeing a little watching horror movies is normal... right? 🤫
Peeing a little watching horror movies is normal... right? 🤫
"Hellboy" is our "Missing Link" to that "Little" "After" party.
"Hellboy" is our "Missing Link" to that "Little" "After" party.
What's the best superpower? "Being yourself" doesn't count, moms!
What's your favorite superpower? "Being myself" doesn't count cheaters.
We'll compare 🍎🍎 & 🍊🍊 if we want to, goddamnit.
We'll compare 🍎🍎 & 🍊🍊 if we want to goddamnit.
Is it weird that "dying teens" is a legit movie genre?
Is it weird that "dying teens" is a legit genre now?
Remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.
Remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.
And the Oscar goes to... none of these movies.
And the Oscar goes to... none of these movies.
Everything I need to know in life, I learned from animated movies.
Everything I need to know in life, I learned from animated movies.
Head trauma. The hot new way to find love!
Head trauma. The hot new way to find love!
You've got options. And mail. Duh.
The internet is freezing. No, not like that.
McConaughey tries to out McConaughey McConaughey.
McConaughey tries to out McConaughey himself.
What're we talking here, half full or.....?
What're we talkin here, half full or.....?
Phrase of the Day: "Cute Aggression"
Phrase of the Day: "Cute Aggression"
The chill of winter burns deep. And other musings.