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A Garbage Pail Kid <-- Who we'd like to play us in our biopic.
A Garbage Pail Kid <-- Who we'd like to play us in our biopic.
Voted most likely to punch a shark right in the face in HS.
Voted most likely to punch a shark right in the face.
You are not working hard enough.
You are not working hard enough.
And the Oscar for Best Actress goes too...
And the Oscar for Best Actress goes too...
Mufasa commands you to open this email.
Mufasa commands you to open this email.
It's been a year of WIT. Let's party.
It's been a year of WIT. Let's party.
Fantastic Movies and the Crimes of Others That Suck
Fantastic Movies and the Crimes of Others That Suck
Who even owns a 39 and a 1/2 foot pole?
Who even owns a 39 and a 1/2 foot pole, amma right?
Will you do the fandango? No, not that one. Like from the... ugh, nevermind.
Will you do the fandango? No, not THAT one.
Nu-clear, nuke-yuh-lar, who cares, we're all gonna die.
Nu-clear, nuke-yuh-lar, who cares, we're all gonna die.
You smell that? It's Oscar cookin' season.
You smell that? It's Oscar cookin' season.
Le Voyage dans la Lune. đ đ
Le Voyage dans la Lune. đ đ
Come, bitter poison, come, unsavory guide!
Poison, in many different forms.
Robert Redford's final acting role... maybe.
Robert Redford's final acting role... maybe.
Movies Themselves. And other less pompous word combinations
Drug of choice? Blood đ, booze đ¸ or blow đ, we got 'em all.
Drug of choice? Blood đ, booze đ¸ or blow đ, we got 'em all.
What's in Theaters: Sleeping? Clearly we were praying.
What's in Theaters: Sleeping? Clearly I was praying.
What's in Theaters: Hollywood staples - ghosts, guns & the gestapo.
What's in Theaters: The Hollywood staples - ghosts, guns & the gestapo.
The Following Not Approved By Kermit Thee Frog
Following Not Approved By Kermit Thee Frog
Past meet future, future meet past. #sortapalindromes
Past meet future, future meet past. #sortapalindromes
One real meal and three "why did I eat that?" desserts đ§ đŠ đĢ
One real meal and three desserts đ§ đŠ đĢ
You'd have to be crazy to do that... đŽ
You'd have to be crazy to do that
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Caught between The Rock and a hard no place
Voted least likely to carry a franchise in HS
This email sponsored by coke... đ
This email sponsored by coke... đ
Think you could outrun a T. rex?
A whimper is the loudest sound. đ
We know your secret identity...
You thought your family had issues...
You thought your family had issues...
And you think YOUR family has problems...
đđ¨đĢ & Relationship Problems Worse Than Yours
đđ¨đĢ & Relationship Problems Worse Than Yours
Who you calling scruffy lookin?
Who you calling scruffy lookin?
Truth. The Perfect Mother's Day Gift
The Perfect Mother's Day Gift, Truth
Jumpin All Nimbly Bimbly From đŗ to đŗ
Jumpin All Nimbly Bimbly From đŗ to đŗ
Truth or Dare? Trick question, you're (brain) dead.
Truth or Dare? Trick question, you're (brain) dead.
Jim Halpert đŧ & Mary Poppins đ Take on Monsters... Quietly.
Jim Halpert đŧ & Mary Poppins đ Take on Monsters... Quietly.
What's In Theaters: #nostalgia #mensuck #godsrulecatsdrool #duplicity
What's In Theaters: #nostalgia #mensuck #godsrulecatsdrool #duplicity
What's In Theaters: You'd Be Crazy Gnot to Have a Look
What's In Theaters: You'd Be Crazy Gnot to Have a Look
What's In Theaters: It's The Big Little Things
What's In Theaters: It's The Big Little Things
What's In Theaters: A Wrinkle in Dime...Bags
What's In Theaters: A Wrinkle in Dime (Bags)
What's In Theaters: đđ A Killer Ballerina <-- also our new band name.
What's In Theaters: đđ A Killer Ballerina <-- also our new band name.
What's In Theaters: Not Your Mama's đŊđŊđŊđŊ
What's In Theaters: Not Your Mama's đŊđŊđŊđŊ
What's In Theaters: Black Panther
What's In Theaters: Black Panther
What's In Theaters: Black Panther
What's In Theaters: An đ Loving Animal, and Peter Rabbit.
What's In Theaters: Phallic Loving Animals đđ°, And the Next Fifty Shades Movie.
What's In Theaters: đĢ's Don't Kill people, đģ's Killed by đĢ's Do.
What's In Theaters: đĢ's Don't Kill people, đģ's Killed by đĢ's Do.
What's In Theaters: đŊ đ: đ đĢ
What's In Theaters: đŊ đ: đ đĢ
What's In Theaters: Guess! đŊ đ: đ đĢ
What's In Theaters: đĢ's More đĢ's and Southern Accents.
What's In Theaters: đĢ's More đĢ's and Southern Accents.
What's In Theaters: Liam Neesons fights a đģ! (kinda)