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A Garbage Pail Kid <-- Who we'd like to play us in our biopic.

A Garbage Pail Kid <-- Who we'd like to play us in our biopic.

Voted most likely to punch a shark right in the face in HS.

Voted most likely to punch a shark right in the face.

You are not working hard enough.

You are not working hard enough.

And the Oscar for Best Actress goes too...

And the Oscar for Best Actress goes too...

Mufasa commands you to open this email.

Mufasa commands you to open this email.

It's been a year of WIT. Let's party.

It's been a year of WIT. Let's party.

Fantastic Movies and the Crimes of Others That Suck

Fantastic Movies and the Crimes of Others That Suck

Who even owns a 39 and a 1/2 foot pole?

Who even owns a 39 and a 1/2 foot pole, amma right?

Will you do the fandango? No, not that one. Like from the... ugh, nevermind.

Will you do the fandango? No, not THAT one.

Nu-clear, nuke-yuh-lar, who cares, we're all gonna die.

Nu-clear, nuke-yuh-lar, who cares, we're all gonna die.

You smell that? It's Oscar cookin' season.

You smell that? It's Oscar cookin' season.

Le Voyage dans la Lune. 🌖 🚀

Le Voyage dans la Lune. 🌖 🚀

Come, bitter poison, come, unsavory guide!

Poison, in many different forms.

Robert Redford's final acting role... maybe.

Robert Redford's final acting role... maybe.

Movies Themselves. And other less pompous word combinations

Movies, Themselves

Drug of choice? Blood 💉, booze 🍸 or blow 👃, we got 'em all.

Drug of choice? Blood 💉, booze 🍸 or blow 👃, we got 'em all.

What's in Theaters: Sleeping? Clearly we were praying.

What's in Theaters: Sleeping? Clearly I was praying.

What's in Theaters: Hollywood staples - ghosts, guns & the gestapo.

What's in Theaters: The Hollywood staples - ghosts, guns & the gestapo.

The Following Not Approved By Kermit Thee Frog

Following Not Approved By Kermit Thee Frog

Past meet future, future meet past. #sortapalindromes

Past meet future, future meet past. #sortapalindromes

One real meal and three "why did I eat that?" desserts 🍧 🍩 đŸĢ

One real meal and three desserts 🍧 🍩 đŸĢ

...and đŸ¯ too!

...and đŸ¯ too!

You'd have to be crazy to do that... 😮

You'd have to be crazy to do that

Thank you sir, may I have another?

It's national sequel week!

Caught between The Rock and a hard no place

TBD

Voted least likely to carry a franchise in HS

TBD

This email sponsored by coke... 👃

This email sponsored by coke... 👃

Think you could outrun a T. rex?

A whimper is the loudest sound. 🙊

We know your secret identity...

We know your secret identity.

You thought your family had issues...

You thought your family had issues...

And you think YOUR family has problems...

🍒🔨đŸ˜Ģ & Relationship Problems Worse Than Yours

🍒🔨đŸ˜Ģ & Relationship Problems Worse Than Yours

Who you calling scruffy lookin?

Who you calling scruffy lookin?

💀💩L 2 & Women Who Wine

💀💩L 2 & Women Who Wine

Mother's Day, Movie Edition

Mother's Day, Movie Edition

Truth. The Perfect Mother's Day Gift

The Perfect Mother's Day Gift, Truth

Conflicts of The 👊, & ❤.

The End of the World.

Jumpin All Nimbly Bimbly From đŸŒŗ to đŸŒŗ

Jumpin All Nimbly Bimbly From đŸŒŗ to đŸŒŗ

Truth or Dare? Trick question, you're (brain) dead.

Truth or Dare? Trick question, you're (brain) dead.

Jim Halpert đŸ’ŧ & Mary Poppins 🌂 Take on Monsters... Quietly.

Jim Halpert đŸ’ŧ & Mary Poppins 🌂 Take on Monsters... Quietly.

What's In Theaters: #nostalgia #mensuck #godsrulecatsdrool #duplicity

What's In Theaters: #nostalgia #mensuck #godsrulecatsdrool #duplicity

What's In Theaters: You'd Be Crazy Gnot to Have a Look

What's In Theaters: You'd Be Crazy Gnot to Have a Look

What's In Theaters: It's The Big Little Things

What's In Theaters: It's The Big Little Things

What's In Theaters: A Wrinkle in Dime...Bags

What's In Theaters: A Wrinkle in Dime (Bags)

What's In Theaters: 💃💀 A Killer Ballerina <-- also our new band name.

What's In Theaters: 💃💀 A Killer Ballerina <-- also our new band name.

What's In Theaters: Not Your Mama's đŸ‘ŊđŸ‘ŊđŸ‘ŊđŸ‘Ŋ

What's In Theaters: Not Your Mama's đŸ‘ŊđŸ‘ŊđŸ‘ŊđŸ‘Ŋ

What's In Theaters: Black Panther

What's In Theaters: Black Panther

What's In Theaters: Black Panther

What's In Theaters: An 🍆 Loving Animal, and Peter Rabbit.

What's In Theaters: Phallic Loving Animals 🍆🐰, And the Next Fifty Shades Movie.

What's In Theaters: đŸ”Ģ's Don't Kill people, đŸ‘ģ's Killed by đŸ”Ģ's Do.

What's In Theaters: đŸ”Ģ's Don't Kill people, đŸ‘ģ's Killed by đŸ”Ģ's Do.

What's In Theaters: đŸŒŊ 🏃: 💀 đŸšĢ

What's In Theaters: đŸŒŊ 🏃: 💀 đŸšĢ

What's In Theaters: Guess! đŸŒŊ 🏃: 💀 đŸšĢ

What's In Theaters: đŸ”Ģ's More đŸ”Ģ's and Southern Accents.

What's In Theaters: đŸ”Ģ's More đŸ”Ģ's and Southern Accents.

What's In Theaters: Liam Neesons fights a đŸģ! (kinda)

What's In Theaters: Liam Neesons fights a đŸģ! (kinda)

What's In Theaters: Of COURSE they opened THAT door!